Tonight, President Obama will address the nation one last time in his much anticipated farewell speech. As I come to terms with what that really means, it’s hard to find solace. The reasons are a bit complicated, some of them easier to articulate than others, but all equally as hard to swallow. So as we prepare for what I know will be an emotional night, I’d like to reflect. I have more than a few things to say.
Well I’ll be damned. Just when I thought I’d heard it all this week, I get wind of this. It’s been reported that a Kenyan man by the name of Felix Kiprono wants to take 16-year old Malia’s hand in marriage. Luckily, Malia’s potential suitor is generous, and is willing to cough up 70 sheep, 50 cows and 30 goats for her under-aged hand.