— Carlos Reedriguez (@TheOnlyReed) January 28, 2016
Ok. I’ve had it. Enough with the Red Cup debate. Is this really how you people choose to spend your precious time on God’s green Earth? I mean…don’t we have a kajillion other things to do besides harass Starbuck’s over their pleasant little red cups? Apparently not. So let me take a few minutes out of my schedule to talk about how much I hate this.
*Cringe* After watching this video, it confirms what I’ve always thought–men are yucky! OK. OK. That may be taking it too far. SOME men are yucky. But really, this video is quite disturbing. Click below to watch.
I don’t even drink coffee, so I guess people will have to perform another test to find out if I’m a psychopath or not, but for those of you who swear by Starbuck’s (y’all may not be pyschopaths, but definitely annoying), according to a new study, it will be fairly easy to tell if you’re a certified nut job.
Seriously. Uber is beyond creepy. Taxis are too, to be honest. You’re literally getting in the car with a stranger. The number one thing your mama told you NOT to do as a kid. And let’s be honest, Uber doesn’t have a great record when it comes to its drivers. But unfortunately, it’s not just people who work for Uber that are scary, it’s the people who are POSING as Uber drivers as well! Take Alejandro Done, for instance.
Boo!(Boo) That’s right. Burger King’s new Halloween Whopper is scaring the sh*t out of people all across the country. And it’s not because it’s a scary looking burger (which it is)…it’s because there’s an epidemic of green poop nationwide.
Ummm…this story makes me super uncomfy.
This dingbat is truly amazing. Where’s his hood? Remember, someone voted for him!
“I want half!” I’m assuming most people do. I mean, I’ve never been married, but I guess that’s the protocol? I know in places like California, you have to split things 50/50. But this scorned German man is taking this “half” thing way too literally.