Everybody knows a Hotep, mainly because Hoteps never stop Hoteppin’. What is a ‘Hotep’, you ask? A Hotep is Black man or woman who is really down for Black people and the “cause…” or somethin’ like that. In my humble opinion, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that, but of course, Hoteps tend to take things WAY too far, WAY too often. Frankly, things are starting to get out of hand.
Some of the most well known Hoteps are people like Tariq Nasheed, Dr. Umar Johnson, and Erykah Badu.
But Hoteps are everywhere, including #BlackTwitter. Check em out.
Homosexuality is a form of population control in the Black community. It's more ways than one to attempt to get niggas to stop breeding.
— That Boy Right There (@Wayne85Live) May 17, 2016
Your hotep cousin from Facebook also thinks periods are a sin crafted by white devils. Lmao pic.twitter.com/xq43sSncPl
— dejon. (@_Chickenist) March 15, 2016
This is the absolute funniest thing on the internet right this moment. My goodness. pic.twitter.com/sgErTyUs1N
— Δx Δp ≥ ℏ/2 (@HeckPhilly) May 20, 2016
Throw some Respek on Hotep pic.twitter.com/5uxeBmNUQw
— Uncle Hotep (@handymayhem) May 10, 2016
Have to love Hotep Twitter and their anti-feminism memes. pic.twitter.com/PiAmMnH2xq
— Moscato Mami ✨ (@TeriAmour) April 3, 2015
— YOUR BLACK FOLLOW ME (@BLACKorNOTHING_) April 22, 2015
— Elijah Howard (@ElijahHoward) January 2, 2016
So you get it. They’re pretty annoying. Listen, I’m all for Black empowerment. I really am. I think it’s awesome, and I want more of it. But I also want us to read books and use our common damn sense. Which is why I am beside myself with excitement after finding out RadhaMUSprime made a parody video called “Hoteps Hoteppin.'” It’s amazing. Please, sit back, light an incense, and enjoy.
Hopefully you were as entertained by this as I was, and always remember: