Stacey Dash Says We Don’t Need Black History Month & the Oscars Isn’t Too White-10 Staceys and Dashes Better Than Her

LOS ANGELES, CA - JUNE 30: Actress Stacey Dash attends the premiere of Lionsgate Films' "America" at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live on June 30, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)

Black History month is around the corner, and somebody left the gate open. Somehow, Stacey Dash has gotten her gag order lifted, and she’s back on television to troll us. In her latest rant, Dash insisted that Black history month was unnecessary and that Black people are being racist when we have things like the BET Awards. After I rolled my eyes as far back in my head as they would go, I re-adjusted them and watched her make a complete ass of herself on “Fox and Friends.” Check it out below.

It’s not often that an actor or actress can be described exclusively with a movie title they once starred in, but ALAS! Here we are-


As Harriet Tubman rolls over in her grave to slap the sh*t out of you Stacey, I just wanna say-you don’t have to do this. I know when Kanye West dropped you off at the airport that time, shit got rough-and you had hair so long that it looked like weave, but you cut it all off, now you look like Eve, and you couldn’t afford a car so you named your daughter “Alexus”, but you don’t have to take it out on the entire Black race. We don’t deserve this, baby girl.


But because it seems like you’re showing no signs of shutting the f*ck up any time soon, we’re going to have to do what we do best, DRAG you.

So here are 10 Staceys and Dashes I like better than Stacey Dash-

1.Stacy Adams


2.Stacy from “The Wood”

stacy the wood

3.Mrs. Dash


4.Jim Stacy from the Cooking Channel’s Beard


5.The 40 Yard Dash-and I don’t even like running


6.This DASHboard-even with all these lights on


7. This Stacie gymnast Barbie


8. Roscoe Dash-even with this stupid haircut


9. Stacey from A Goofy Movie


10.DASH-ikis, because why not?


Basically what I’m tryna say Stacey girl, is-


The Black people caucus wants to know. We got questions.



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