Floyd Mayweather’s Cars Catch on Fire–Probably God Smiting Him

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I have a love/hate relationship with Floyd Mayweather. I love his athletic ability, his sh*t talking and his dedication to his craft. But on the other hand, I hate him because he comes off as a frivolous, arrogant, showboating, douchebag.

According to reports, Floyd was having his custom Jeep, Bentley and 2 Rolls Royce’s transported from Vegas to Miami when everything went up in flames. The truck carrying Floyd’s expensive ass fleet burnt down around Phoenix, Arizona. Result: Everything was burnt to a crisp–total loss.

According to reports, the cause of the fire is unknown and thankfully, no injuries have been reported.

Although I’d never wish this on anyone, I have to say, I hope this serves as a lesson learned. A humbling experience, maybe? I mean, after all, this is the same man who burns money for fun. It’s pretty disgusting, really.

And no, of course Floyd doesn’t OWE anybody a damn thing, but if he had one ounce of humility, he wouldn’t be doing sh*t like this in the first place.

I’m not too worried, I’m pretty sure the guy had insurance. He can’t be THAT stupid. But in the end, I really do hope that this is a wake up call. Material possessions can go at ANY time. Get your life right.

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