It’s quite possible that this is the funniest/most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. Tara Monroe, a Junior at Texas State University is a legend on campus, and now, in my mind. Like, if I didn’t hate Texas so much, I’d go visit her.
Now I want to be perfectly clear–DUIs are not good. They’re not funny. Drunk people kill people.
That being said: TARA MONROE IS F*CKING AWESOME.
I mean, look at her:
— potato (@yyrraallcc) September 3, 2015
After having her license suspended for refusing a breathalyzer at a Waka Flocka concert (this story just keeps getting better) her father drove to San Marcos from Kingwood, her hometown, to strip her of her vehicle, leaving her with a bike to get around. Tara wasn’t down, so she decided to get on Craigslist and buy this super cool pink Barbie Jeep.
— Nikki Stevens (@OoHeyitsNikki) August 31, 2015
Apparently Tara really hates bikes, so she opted for this sporty little vehicle instead. It gets up to an impressive 5 MPH.
YOU GUYS THIS GIRL DROVE A PINK BARBIE JEEP TO SCHOOL pic.twitter.com/7vQPnd01ZP
— Whatever, (@DallasRelates) September 2, 2015
But before you write Tara off as an airhead, just know that she is an industrial engineering major. Pretty soon, after this all blows over, she’ll be riding around in a car that most of us can’t even afford.
I think this is the funniest part yet. Tara tells MySanAntonio.com that her friends can’t ride with her.
“It goes pretty fast when it’s just me, so I usually make them (her friends) walk behind me like parents taking their kid out to play,” she quipped. “I’m just happy everyone thinks this is so hilarious.”
Tara, you are my hero.