“I want half!” I’m assuming most people do. I mean, I’ve never been married, but I guess that’s the protocol? I know in places like California, you have to split things 50/50. But this scorned German man is taking this “half” thing way too literally.
Listen, we’ve all had some nasty splits. When you’ve built a life with someone for so long, it can be hard to go separate ways. But apparently THIS guy is having a little more trouble adjusting to the single life than others. He was so pissed about the breakup, that he made a Youtube video explaining to his ex that she’d get half of everything once he finished sawing all of their possessions into two.
“Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years Laura !!!!! You’ve really earned half. Greetings also to my successor,” he said.
Listen y’all. I am dying laughing. I know this isn’t funny, but…it is.
According to the NY Daily News Paul Bunyan is now selling his half of the stuff on Ebay. The most expensive item? 63 buckeroos!
Laura, girl. Wherever you are. Don’t let this man ever see you in the streets. There’s gonna be a problem. Secondly, I gotta ask, do you have a platinum coated vag, or is he just crazy?