Beyonce Is Getting On Everybody’s Nerves With This Vegan Diet

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Beyonce, chile, we are too through with you on this Monday morning. How dare you get us all in a tizzy about this “big announcement”, and all you do is get on the television and announce that you’re vegan as if we all didn’t already know that?

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This morning, Beyonce sat down with the people over at Good Morning America to share some exciting news with her fans: She’s a vegan. *eye roll*

“I’m not naturally the thinnest woman,” Beyonce said on GMA. “I have curves. I have struggled since a young age with diets. Finding something that actually works and keeps the weight off has been difficult for me.”

A while ago, Bey partnered with exercise physiologist Marco Borges to promote a vegan meal delivery service, with a menu of plant-based foods. So basically, I’m guessing she wants us to sign up?

Now, we like you Beyonce, but we don’t wanna be vegan. Well at least I don’t. I like chicken. So, thanks girl, but no thanks. Just keep making that music. That’s all we really want from you. Leave the nutritional advice and healthy lifestyle tips at the door.

Glad to know I wasn’t the only one confused.

This video is so entertaining…

But one thing we can’t deny is that Bey IS looking very slim and trim these days. But still…spare us.

#karmajonezknows

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