Beyonce, chile, we are too through with you on this Monday morning. How dare you get us all in a tizzy about this “big announcement”, and all you do is get on the television and announce that you’re vegan as if we all didn’t already know that?
This morning, Beyonce sat down with the people over at Good Morning America to share some exciting news with her fans: She’s a vegan. *eye roll*
“I’m not naturally the thinnest woman,” Beyonce said on GMA. “I have curves. I have struggled since a young age with diets. Finding something that actually works and keeps the weight off has been difficult for me.”
A while ago, Bey partnered with exercise physiologist Marco Borges to promote a vegan meal delivery service, with a menu of plant-based foods. So basically, I’m guessing she wants us to sign up?
Now, we like you Beyonce, but we don’t wanna be vegan. Well at least I don’t. I like chicken. So, thanks girl, but no thanks. Just keep making that music. That’s all we really want from you. Leave the nutritional advice and healthy lifestyle tips at the door.
Glad to know I wasn’t the only one confused.
beyoncé did not wake us up early on a monday to tell us we need to eat more rabbit food.
— judgmental gay (@jdgmntgay) June 8, 2015
This Beyoncé announcement had me dead, I almost made it to school an hour late because I thought this GMA announcement would've been big
— Schekinah (@SchekinahJ) June 8, 2015
What a joke. Beyonce uses Good Morning America to announce she's vegan. Yikes.
— Loren Raye (@LorenRaye) June 8, 2015
So Beyoncé don't like Popeyes anymore?
— Diatonic Dissonance (@urbangaygriot) June 8, 2015
This video is so entertaining…
But one thing we can’t deny is that Bey IS looking very slim and trim these days. But still…spare us.