Columbus Short Off His Rocker: Threatens to Kill Jamie Foxx


Wait a minute. Wait one damn minute. Who is in charge of Columbus Short? Please…HELP! We need ALL the prescriptions! This man can’t find not a single ONE of his marbles! See, I used to have his back. I thought people were just giving him a hard time. I probably was blinded by all his fineness, but hey, I’m only human.

This time, however, I can’t part my lips to say a THING in defense of Mr. Columbus Short. He really needs help. Apparently, his new baby mama had to call the PoPo on the former Scandal star, taking a restraining order out on him last week. According to her, Short has been physically and emotionally abusive to her and her son.

Agostina Laner, who I presume was dating the actor, told TMZ that during one of his rants, Short threatened to kill both her and Jamie Foxx.

“If I choose to kill one of these n****s… I will do that,” she said he told her, according to the docs. “I’m that crazy n**** that will be on the news as the n**** that murked [murdered] Jamie Foxx. Y’all should be very afraid. Very afraid.”

…now…say what now? Am I to believe that Jamie and ol’ girl may have been romantically involved? Or is Short just off his rocker, per usual? I don’t know all the details, but it looks like Miss Agostina is pulling a J Lo “Enough” and is refusing to take one more OUNCE of Columbus’ bullsh*t.

I guess our girl Shonda was right for kicking him the hell outta Shondaland! Geez. But really, what do y’all think is going on with Mr. Short? Does he need meds and a counselor? Is this a classic case of mental illness being ignored in the Black community?



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